I’m neither a prude nor pristine, and I can’t claim to be the brightest candle in the candelabra, but . . really . . Google . . is anyone home?
The reason I ask is that I just received my latest email from Google Affiliate Network, updating me on new offers/merchants, and this was included:
EstablishedMen.com
Bounty: $49
CD: 30 Days
Join Program
Program Highlights:
$49 Bounty
Commission duration 30 Days
Welcome to a brand new service catering to ambitious and attractive girls seeking successful and generous benefactors to fulfill their lifestyle needs.
Benefactors? To fulfill the lifestyle needs?
Like, “Oh, Mr. Internet Marketing guy, I really really really want that nice car and a condo and party dresses. Can I have them, pretty pretty please, ’cause you know, honestly, I have lifestyle needs and I’m really ambitious and pretty too! So, like, can I have it, now, please!?”
“Sure, ambitious young lady! Thanks for asking and allowing me to satisfy my benefactor drive by benefiting you! Here’s a check! Have a nice day!”
Per the emailed offer, “Established Men offers:”
- Amazing National PR and Advertising supporting your efforts
- Access to the best tried and true creative and text links.
- New creative updated on a regular basis
- Your own dedicated Affiliate management team at Established Men
- Specials and Incentives to make you the most possible.
Website: http://www.establishedmen.com
Join the EstablishedMen.com affiliate program
Contact: Jeremy Evans – Jeremy@establishedmen.com
So, Google, in looking at the EstablishedMen.com website, I notice a page full of CITY + “Sugar Daddy” links.
Hello? Google? This is Jeff. Do you really think this is a good idea? Really? Okay. Bye.
Wow. Just wow, wow, wow.